Choosing to Ignore the Problem
From the deck of a cruise ship, a passenger saw a small island with a bearded man shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is that?" the passenger asked the steward.
"I've no idea. Every year when we pass by, he goes nuts."
Be sure to ask first
A man was walking down the street and saw a man struggling with a washing machine in his front doorway. The man ran over and said, "Let me help you."
After wrestling with the washer for 30 minutes, the helper said, "I don't think we'll ever get this washer in." The homeowner said, "Get it in? I'm trying to move it out!"
Home Field Advantage
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