Found Under Stealing
Stop in the Name of . . .
An elderly woman had just returned home from church when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home and yelled, "Stop! Acts !" (“Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of sins.”)
Immediately the burglar threw up his hands in surrender as the woman calmly called the police. As the officer cuffed the burglar he asked, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"A Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said that she had an Ax and Two 38's!"
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