Found Under Humor
A Wise Choice
A man in a restaurant opened his menu and read: Today's Special: Tongue of Chicken
When the waitress walked to his table, he said, "Today's Special is tongue of chicken? That's disgusting! I would never consider eating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!"
The waitress said, "So what would you like to order?"
"Oh, just bring me some scrambled eggs," the man replied.
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