Found Under Guilt
But I Am Innocent
A man in Texas was charged with horse stealing, but he claimed to be innocent. He was asked if he preferred to be tried by the judge or a jury of his peers.
"What's 'peers'?" he asked.
They explained it means somebody just like you.
"Oh, I'll take the judge," he replied. "I don't want to be tried by a bunch of horse thieves."
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