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Fred Drops Dead
A husband came home from playing golf. He told his wife, "You won't believe what happened today. Fred was playing with us and dropped dead on the 10th hole."
"That's terrible!" she said.
"You're telling me," he replied. "From holes 10 to 18, it was hit the ball, drag Fred, hit the ball, drag Fred . . ."
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