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Fun Facts About Dieting
One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
Brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes.
I had to give up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
I recently joined a diet clinic and in just ten days I lost $1,000.
If God meant for us to touch our toes, He would have put them farther up our body.
I'm on a holistic diet. I'm not going to eat anything but donuts.
DIET: What you keep putting off while you keep putting on.
DIETING: Mind over platter.
I never count calories. But my body does.
A woman looked at her shadow on Groundhog Day and predicted six weeks of dieting.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
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