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Fun Facts About Chocolate
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car? Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It will take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. (But if you can't eat all your chocolate, it may be a sign of a deeper problem.)
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
If not for chocolate, the entire clothing industry would be devastated.
Kent Crockett's Sermon Illustrations, www.kentcrockett.com