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It Is How You Ask
A grouchy man walked into a cafe. After sitting down, he couldn't find on the menu what he was hungry for. Ten minutes passed and still no one had waited on him. Finally he yelled to a waitress who was walking by, "Hey! Do you serve crabs here?"
She said, "Yes, sir. I'll serve you in a minute."
Kent Crockett's Sermon Illustrations, www.kentcrockett.com