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You Do Not Have to Feel Old
Two men in a retirement center were talking. Norm said, “I’m 85 years old and feel like I'm falling apart. How do you feel George?”
George replied, “Even though I’m almost 100, I feel like a new-born babe.”
“How in the world can you feel like a new-born at your age?” Norm asked.
“I don’t have any teeth, I don’t have any hair, I can’t sleep through the night, and I’m back to wearing diapers.”