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THE SEVEN AGES OF MAN: Spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills, wills --Richard Needham, The Wit and Wisdom of Richard Needham
 
AGEING: Youth Deficiency Disorder
 
OLD-TIMER: Someone who can remember when bacon, eggs, and sunshine were good for us.
 
BUMPER STICKER: Wrinkled is not one of those things I wanted to be when I grew up.
 
HAPPY HOUR FOR THE ELDERLY: Afternoon nap
 
"Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show."
 
"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician."
 
"The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby."
 
"Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells stay forever."
 
"You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing." 
 
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