Aggie Jokes

Even though I graduated from Texas A&M, I still love telling Aggie jokes!
 
Did you hear about the Aggie who thought it was unlucky to be superstitious?
 
An Aggie rushed home and told his wife, "Honey, now we don't have to move to a more expensive apartment.  The landlord just raised our rent!"
 
An Aggie told his family that he wanted to be buried at sea.  His two brothers died trying to dig the grave.
 
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and an Aggie were sentenced to death by the guillotine.  The Frenchman went first. The blade came down and stopped several inches from his neck.  The executioner said, "This must be fate.  You are free to go."  The Frenchman said, "Viva la France!"
Next, it was the Englishman's turn.  Again, the blade came down and stopped just short of his neck.  He too was set free and said, "Long live the king!"
Before the Aggie put his head in, he said, "If you will untie that knot in the rope, it will come down all the way. Gig 'em Aggies!"