Redneck Baptism

A man, a woman, and a redneck were scheduled to be baptized.  The man was baptized first. When he came out of the water, he said, "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want!"
 
Then the woman was baptized. She came out of the water and said, "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me!"
 
Now it was the redneck's turn.  He didn't know any verses from the Bible, so when he came out of the water he yelled, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"